Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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