Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
