Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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