I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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