Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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