What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I enjoy the company of your penis
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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