Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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