Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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