Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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