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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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