i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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