also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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