just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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