pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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