Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
