STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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