is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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