i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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