I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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