Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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