fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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