"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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