I look better un-naked...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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