I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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