I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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