You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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