I accidentally had phone sex last night
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
splinters make it hard to masturbate
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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