Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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