He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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