why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Floor bacon is actually really good
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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