They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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