Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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