I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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