About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My dad is sitting where you rode me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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