fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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