Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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