belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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