your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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