STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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