Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
ttyl tear gas
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize