dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Hypothermia
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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