We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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