he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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