she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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