Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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