Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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