i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm bleeding and have questions
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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