I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dicks are not precious.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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