just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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