Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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