let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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