I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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