I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Couch. On fire.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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