i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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