people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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