idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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